The George Foreman Temperature

When you are cooking/washing the dishes and you feel a very extreme temperate .

Sam: (cooking; accidentally slaps hand into stove fire)
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

memestar

A person who makes memes and everyone sees it (un)expectedly.

Warren was an important memestar.

by bonelesspizza October 17, 2016

crimsiché

A pėŕśŏŋ ŵĥƍ ťŷpȅș ȴȉkē ţħĩŝ

Royce loves crimsiché.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

lixering

When you scramble every starting letter of a word in a sentence.

Are you lixering?
Wo. Ny whuld wou yoask?
This is why you are a disgrace to grammar school.

by bonelesspizza February 03, 2017

Rusty Boiler

When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.

My Rusty Boiler is going on high,

by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016

noncomprehendo

When one thing is nowhere related to the other.

Guy 1: I got an A on my test.
Guy 2: The akin nightmare prosecutes the recovery.

Guy 1: Ok. I see you have noncomprehendo. right?
Guy 2: Another flipping specialist nicknames the manpower.

by bonelesspizza February 17, 2017