bonehead's definitions

FtUC

(F)uck (T)he (Ü)ber (C)lans

Man the FtUC assault squad is good...

by bonehead November 17, 2004

Half a husky

A semi-erection.

Just talkin'to that woman gave me half a husky.

by Bonehead December 15, 2003

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

sfb

Shit for Brains

Hey sfb, what ya doing ??

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Chitlen

A small child, often in the stage of language development involving repetition of everything you say.

(pl. chitlens)

Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”

Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

Bobo Theory

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.

"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."

by Bonehead March 20, 2003

asskoala

A dangerous animal that lives in european forests.

Oh god, look! It's an asskoala!

by bonehead November 17, 2004