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Levine

Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.
Man, I’d totally get my right pec inked cherub but idk if I can pull off a Levine
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.
Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
by Bonehead September 3, 2021
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Yucatán

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”

Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”

B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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sfb

Hey sfb, what ya doing ??
by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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Chitlen

A small child, often in the stage of language development involving repetition of everything you say.

(pl. chitlens)
Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”

Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!
by Bonehead July 23, 2021
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snapping the carrot

by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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Half a husky

A semi-erection.
Just talkin'to that woman gave me half a husky.
by Bonehead December 15, 2003
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