bone's definitions

Squeeze

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

by Bone July 22, 2004

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

bakassi

a girls butt, usually an attractive one

yo nigga, check out that nice bakassi

by bone July 20, 2004

cd

a condom, yea... a condom, could also mean a compact disc,...but i'll say its a condom

i was so drunk i forgot to use a cd

by bone July 20, 2004

dorito

(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito

by Bone June 18, 2004

Tiger Tail

A method for grooming a woman's pubic hair. The hair is shaved into a small strip upwards from the vagina. See also landing strip

and she had the nicest little tiger tail

by Bone June 17, 2004

Playing DJ

(v) Slang for female masturbation.

Don't bother me, I'm playing DJ.

by Bone June 17, 2004