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a. Sarcastic or exasperated state provoked by the expression of emo sentiments.

b. Mock-emo.
a. Stop it with the masturbating and crying--you're making me all emu.

b. Life just hasn't been worth living since Dashboard Confessional called me pathetic.
by bone February 7, 2004
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There are no blingers in Lebanon, Pennsylvania; however, there are plenty within the covers of Playboy, Maxim, and Stuff.
by bone May 3, 2003
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Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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exessive money used to buy up all the good properties, commodities, and public services. everywhere we land now, we have to pay.
at least bill gates set up the gates foundation with some of his monopoloy money. apples are still better, though.

george bush used his monopoly money to buy out the us government, and he'll do it again.

mtv is just as bad as the record labels at using its monopoly money to drown out all the good indie music.
by bone December 9, 2003
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Sangos pet cat demon from Inuyasha which can transform into a saber toothed tiger with needed in battle.
Oh shes so cute...Sango I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME KIRARA!!!
by bone September 2, 2003
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The Italian version of "John Doe." Refers to any person when you don't know his name. Similar to stugats.
"Hey...who was that Vinny Goombots you were out with last nite? What the f*ck was his name?"
by bone May 3, 2003
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