Definitions by bohdave

elevenses

The name for a traditional English requirement for a hot beverage, usually tea or coffee and a light, sweet snack to go with it, usually biscuits. The urge arrives around 11am, hence the name, and is used to fill the gap between breakfast and lunch.

"I'm starting to feel a little peckish, is it time for elevenses yet?"

elevenses by bohdave October 16, 2008

IITS

Acronym for "It's In The Script" - a quick and easy response to any query questioning something unrealistic, inconsistent or just plain stupid seen on TV or in film.

Pete: "How the hell could Jeff Goldblum upload a virus to the alien mothership using a Mac?"

John: "IITS."

IITS by bohdave August 7, 2008

oh yes 

Churchill the dog's catchphrase, of Churchill Car Insurance fame. Tends to add more o's to "oh" for additional emphasis.

Uninsured driver: "Churchill, can I get a 15% discount when I buy your car insurance online?"

Churchill: "Oooooooooooh yes."

oh yes by bohdave June 2, 2008

komedy 

Comedy's sarcastic cousin.

When a joke is so desperate and hokey that it falls flat on its face, it ceases to be comedy and becomes komedy. Used primarily as sarcastic praise for dumb jokes in written reviews of TV, film and stage shows. Not likely to be encountered verbally due to the identical pronunciation between the two words.

Usually reserved for juvenile and childish jokes that are funny only in the minds of the jokesters.

You see how Kal Penn keeps getting hit in the head with stuff in Epic Movie? That's komedy!

komedy by bohdave May 19, 2008

Bean sprouted 

Used to describe something that has been "sorted out".

Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."

Mike: "Hey Dave, how's that pile of orders coming along?"

Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."

Bean sprouted by bohdave September 16, 2007

Miles Davis 

If Tom Cruise asks you a question about this guy, you're dead!

Tom Cruise: "I'm going to ask you a question about Miles Davis."

You: "Shit..."

Miles Davis by bohdave May 2, 2005

godzilla room-filler 

An overpowering, stinky fart.

Holy shit! That's disgusting dude! That's a total Godzilla room-filler!!

godzilla room-filler by bohdave April 30, 2005