bohdave's definitions

Bean sprouted

Used to describe something that has been "sorted out".

Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."

Mike: "Hey Dave, how's that pile of orders coming along?"

Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."

by bohdave September 16, 2007

oh yes

Churchill the dog's catchphrase, of Churchill Car Insurance fame. Tends to add more o's to "oh" for additional emphasis.

Uninsured driver: "Churchill, can I get a 15% discount when I buy your car insurance online?"

Churchill: "Oooooooooooh yes."

by bohdave June 2, 2008

elevenses

The name for a traditional English requirement for a hot beverage, usually tea or coffee and a light, sweet snack to go with it, usually biscuits. The urge arrives around 11am, hence the name, and is used to fill the gap between breakfast and lunch.

"I'm starting to feel a little peckish, is it time for elevenses yet?"

by bohdave October 16, 2008

godzilla room-filler

An overpowering, stinky fart.

Holy shit! That's disgusting dude! That's a total Godzilla room-filler!!

by bohdave April 30, 2005

IITS

Acronym for "It's In The Script" - a quick and easy response to any query questioning something unrealistic, inconsistent or just plain stupid seen on TV or in film.

Pete: "How the hell could Jeff Goldblum upload a virus to the alien mothership using a Mac?"

John: "IITS."

by bohdave August 7, 2008

mayonaise

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

by bohdave April 28, 2005

Miles Davis

If Tom Cruise asks you a question about this guy, you're dead!

Tom Cruise: "I'm going to ask you a question about Miles Davis."

You: "Shit..."

by bohdave May 2, 2005