boggler's definitions

barbell bitch

(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.

2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.

In the free weight corner, lifting 30 lb. dumbells, was an oversized barbell bitch.

by boggler August 17, 2005

GHI

Phrase, short for (gotta have it);used
as a modifier.

GHI can also stand for gotta have it culture,gotta have it mode,or any other word ending.

We live in a GHI obsessed society where impulse buying is the norm,especially with the advent of Internet commerce.

by Boggler March 17, 2004

turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by boggler March 18, 2005

poverty pooper

(n). synonym for charity crapper: see charity crapper.

He's a prime time poverty pooper.

by Boggler March 23, 2004

Def and Dumb

A person that appears to be cool, but not that bright or smart.

Joe is a nice guy. he is hip, but you ask him one question about something complex, he doesn't understand. He's Def and Dumb.

by boggler July 22, 2019

paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

by boggler September 23, 2005

tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

by boggler April 10, 2009