bobby's definitions

cuntified

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity

She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.

by Bobby October 17, 2003

hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

toss

see wank or hun

by Bobby October 13, 2003

lalala

something that u say when u dont know the words to a song or you are really bored online.

silence...lalala

by bobby October 11, 2003

Discondonkulated

1. One's mental state immediately following a severe "Donkey Punch". Symptoms include slurred speach, lazy eyes, and occasional loss of bowel control.

That bitch was so discondokulated, she couldn't dial 9111

by BOBBY September 19, 2003

Rootsin

The soda beverage Rootbeer, often sipped upon by a moron. AKA "Genuwine Rooty Beer"

Skimme a Genuwine Rootsin! Don't skip on the root!

by bobby August 21, 2003

fifty yard fake

n.

A lady who appears to be good looking at a distance, but it actualy not once inspected closely.

That girl looked pretty good from across the club, but as I walked up to her I had to just keep on walking. A definite fifty yard fake.

by Bobby August 12, 2003