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SG 13

The Stargate team on Stargate SG - 1 that's always offworld.

Siler: Sir, incoming wormhole, and SG 13 isn't due to return for another 7 hours!

Hammond: You said that last week and they're not back yet

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

gentlemen behold

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!

by Bob882 August 22, 2004

apoclyapus

A giant octopus that will cause the Apocalypse by smashing one of its tentacles down on each of the seven continents, and the 8th one in the ocean.

Beware the apoclyapus!!! Ooooh!!!

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

Akira Toriyama's other works besides the DB series

Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ.

DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!!

Me: Can you name any of Akira Toriyama's other works?

DBZ fanboy: Umm... uh... Vegeta rocks!!

Me: (sigh)

by Bob882 October 9, 2004

wingaling dragon

A dragon with wings, especially small ones.

Strongbad gave Trodgor wings, so he could be a wingaling dragon.

by Bob882 November 9, 2004

KABLOOM!!!!!

A sound effect for a huge explosion. Much huger than kaboom, or even kablooey.

Oh, no!!! KABLOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

We all died.

by Bob882 October 8, 2004