bob882's definitions

dictionary war

Similar to a flame war, it is a verbal conflict that takes place on the internet. However, both parties attempt to sound intelligent by insulting each other with larger and more complex words each time, eventually having to use the dictionary to find their insults.

'Corpulent' is a good word to use in a dictionary war.

by Bob882 October 26, 2004

geekosystem

The natural habitat of geeks. A very fragile environment, the disruption of even one small element could throw it out of balance permanently. That is why you must never pick on geeks.

Hey, let's go teach those geeks a lesson!

No, you don't want to mess with the geekosystem

by Bob882 October 26, 2004

Bobatha

The female form of Bob.

I was going to name my kid Bob, but she was a girl, so I named her Bobatha instead

by Bob882 October 25, 2004

destruct

(verb) Similar to destroy, except much more painful.

I will destruct you!!!!!

by Bob882 October 21, 2004

hoppo

A hippo that hops. It looks really funny, too.

Is that an earthquake?

No, it's just a herd of hoppos.

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

apoclyapus

A giant octopus that will cause the Apocalypse by smashing one of its tentacles down on each of the seven continents, and the 8th one in the ocean.

Beware the apoclyapus!!! Ooooh!!!

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

friends

A category of definition on urbandictionary.com. When you try to define a word, it asks you to pick a category, and one of the categories is 'friends'. Logically, you would think this would be the place to talk about your friends. However, just about every entry like that is deleted by someone who says 'urbandictionary is not a personal message board'. If it's not a personal message board, then why does this category even exist!?!?!?!

I think I'll talk about Chris under 'friends'. WHat, it's been deleted!? Damn you, urbandictionary, and your deceptive ways!!!!!

by Bob882 October 11, 2004