bob the builder's definitions

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

CY

CY

Noun: A pathetic individual who has wasted their life in the most frivious of pursuits, yet feels an unnatural amount of pride for it.

Verb: To show great pride in a stupid or wasteful action.

He took so much pride in getting arrested that Mary accused him of being a CY.

by Bob the Builder May 26, 2004

nailz

a woman/man whom attempts the understanding of makeup

-whats that thing with the lipstick on her eyes
- oh thats nailz

by bob the builder July 1, 2003

entropia

A collection of computers that continuously reboot

Is entropia ever up and stable?

by Bob The Builder March 22, 2004

Pussy Snapper

This is a three-foot, long, thin, metal, spring contraption with claw on the end of it. When the end opposite of the claw is depressed the magnetic claw grasps stuff. It is supposed to be used by a mechanic to pick up stuff (i.e. bolts, screws, nuts) dropped in hard to reach areas in a vehicle. However, I liked playing with this thing around the house when I was little and my dad used to call it a pussy snapper. I guess it could be used for that but it would hurt like fucking hell.

I lost a screw and I need the pussy snapper to get it.

by Bob the Builder January 4, 2005

gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

flaming homosexual

quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality

Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual

by bob the builder January 9, 2003