bob the builder's definitions

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

Bombaclot Johnson

Your dick. From How High.

"My Bombaclot Johnson don't work, you see?"

by bob the builder May 13, 2005

Halomods

Quite possibly the worst, lowest, most despicable Halo community on the face of the earth. It is infested with immature 12 year olds who strive to be complete assholes and have sex with men. If you dare enter their realm for to long, you will be consumed and devoured.

"Yeah, I got the crazy PC mod on Halomods." the boy who called himself Nemesis said as he was sniped to the head.

by Bob the Builder May 13, 2005

Halomods

Quite possibly the worst, most despicable Halo community on the face of the planet. It is infested with immature 12 year olds who strive to be complete assholes and have sex with men. If you dare enter their realm for to long, you will be consumed, devoured and excremented into the most evil form of demon, just as everyone else who has decided to make Halomods their home.

Follow the light, go to Gearbox, save yourselves...

"I got this awesome Halo PC mod, from Halomods!", the boy who named himself Nemesis said, as he was sniped from above.

by Bob the Builder February 24, 2005

SonicXtreme

Please see the word "Negra".

Look at the SonicXtreme, staring as nudes of Samus.

by Bob the Builder February 22, 2005

ovalvasix

One that works for petco

ovalvasix(s) are creepy

by bob the builder January 10, 2005

Pussy Snapper

This is a three-foot, long, thin, metal, spring contraption with claw on the end of it. When the end opposite of the claw is depressed the magnetic claw grasps stuff. It is supposed to be used by a mechanic to pick up stuff (i.e. bolts, screws, nuts) dropped in hard to reach areas in a vehicle. However, I liked playing with this thing around the house when I was little and my dad used to call it a pussy snapper. I guess it could be used for that but it would hurt like fucking hell.

I lost a screw and I need the pussy snapper to get it.

by Bob the Builder January 4, 2005