an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)
'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'
by jessica February 23, 2005
petco is defined as a man who thinks his name is petco and his nickname is sexmaster 69
damm bro you really pulled a petco
by white boy conner May 23, 2022
A cavernous enclosure filled with overpriced pet supplies. Occasionally there will be three human occupants: Myself, a cashier, and some asshole immediately in front of me filling out paperwork for a PETCO PALS card.
My blood pressure is kind of low today. I know, I'll go buy a $15.00 rubber ball at PETCO.
by dogtooth February 24, 2006
Supermarkets are for people. PETCO is for pets.
"PETCO: Where the pets go"
by UnofficalPETCOGuy October 12, 2004
Hey ling long, we eat at petco tonight
by Ching Ching chinq October 28, 2019
The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
by B. Hanback January 15, 2010
Act of vandalism. purchasing large quantities of live feeding mice, crickets, or other bugs/pests to stealithly or openly release them on property.
Dave got fired from gamestop, so we totally petco plagued them before closing last night.
by Bigger Frog May 24, 2021