bob beeflips's definitions

Cool. Cool-cool-cool

An irony-proof phrase uttered by Abed on Community, denoting that something is so cool, it's "Who's the Boss" cool.

Prof. Sheffield: I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you teach the next class on "Who's the Boss" so that you can share your open mind with everyone in class.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.

by bob beeflips May 10, 2011

bark fight

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

by bob beeflips September 2, 2009

Death to my enemies!

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.

Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!

by bob beeflips June 25, 2009

lap nap

A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.

Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.

by bob beeflips September 29, 2010

Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.

Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.

by bob beeflips September 11, 2014

Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

by bob beeflips November 16, 2011

wheee!kend

A joy-filled, active, fun-loving weekend. whee! weekend

Tony: So my girl and I skiied all day Saturday and rode the coasters all Sunday. And that's after the Friday night cruise around the bay.
Tina: Sounds like you had a wheee!kend.

by bob beeflips April 21, 2008