mano-womano

A verbal clash between male and female. Pronounced like the Spanish/Italian phrase "mano-a-mano."

T: Did you see Nicole and and Jared last night? I thought they were going to come to blows over Oregon versus Big Train chai.
B: Yep, that was epic mano-womano.

by bob beeflips October 19, 2009

LMNT

texting for "elementy". It's a feeling one gets when a site - bowling alley, bar, shopping center - is overwhelmed by "a certain element."

J: r u still @ Bowl-Hi?
T: Nah we left after youth bowling. its a little too LMNT for me

by bob beeflips March 27, 2010

Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

by bob beeflips November 16, 2011

Petitza

pro. pa-TEET-za. A small piece of pizza.

Mac: Who'd like a slice?
Mom: Not much for me - just a petitza.

by bob beeflips August 25, 2009

Cool. Cool-cool-cool

An irony-proof phrase uttered by Abed on Community, denoting that something is so cool, it's "Who's the Boss" cool.

Prof. Sheffield: I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you teach the next class on "Who's the Boss" so that you can share your open mind with everyone in class.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.

by bob beeflips May 10, 2011

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Stance

Standing at a dance; see, junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over obnoxious music.

Lindsey: Shelby, are you going to the 9th grade dance tonight?
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.

by bob beeflips June 17, 2009