Tony: So my girl and I skiied all day Saturday and rode the coasters all Sunday. And that's after the Friday night cruise around the bay.
Tina: Sounds like you had a wheee!kend.
Tina: Sounds like you had a wheee!kend.
by bob beeflips April 21, 2008
Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.
Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.
(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.
(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!
by bob beeflips June 25, 2009
The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
by bob beeflips September 11, 2014
This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.
by bob beeflips January 22, 2018
A method of using a random but memorable three word combination to quickly remember multiple passwords.
Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!
Ringo: Genius!
by bob beeflips June 29, 2011
An irony-proof phrase uttered by Abed on Community, denoting that something is so cool, it's "Who's the Boss" cool.
Prof. Sheffield: I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you teach the next class on "Who's the Boss" so that you can share your open mind with everyone in class.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.
by bob beeflips April 19, 2011
Someone who refuses to shut the fuck up.
Emma: So then anyway, the point of the story is that I ran into DeNiro on the subway did you see his movie Meet the Fockers it’s his best movie...
Savoy: it’s really hard to get a word in edgewise.
Tim: yeah she’s a chain talker.
Savoy: it’s really hard to get a word in edgewise.
Tim: yeah she’s a chain talker.
by bob beeflips May 12, 2018