bob's definitions

flannys mum

a true milf. every one wants to bang her

so's ur mum
or
i wud do flannys mum

by bob February 7, 2005

Dinner downstairs

Performing Oral sex on a woman

I didn't screw her, but i did get some dinner downstairs

by Bob January 18, 2004

Bob

A common name that is often used in tv-series for main characters-names. And I'm the victim of all that, since my name is Bob. But I am proud of my name...

Spongebob
Bob the builder
In Holland and Belgium somebody who's going to drive drunken people home is called "THE BOB (Bewust Onbeschonken Bestuurder)
Nicknames:
Bobbel
Bobsled
Bobbiaantje
Bobo El Petito

See if Jorik and Tom can find this one.... yes my friends it was I, Le bob....

by bob November 24, 2004

shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005

Hamam

A cock mastering donkey fucker

Yo check that hamam, he going wild with that ass!

by Bob March 18, 2003

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

dyslexia

A reading disorder.

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

by Bob November 29, 2003