bob's definitions

phunk

A pecker necked gaper.

Laook at that gaper on the snollerblades. He is such a phunk

by bob May 13, 2005

dupey

poop

I need to take a big dupey.

by bob October 26, 2003

payce

Paste

i want to eat paste

by bob May 8, 2003

Cock Nugget

Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous

A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind

by Bob March 26, 2005

fight club

im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you.

dont talk about it or you will get your balls cut off!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

Rusty Hacksaw

When one has anal intercourse with a partner, then pulls his shit covered dick out; the shit coated dick is then placed across the partners mouth and moved back in fourth in a sawing motion.

Also known as the Muddy Hacksaw.

Bruce pulled out his shitty rod, placed it on Teds mouth and proceded to give him a Rusty Hacksaw.

by bob October 22, 2004

love lotus

The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have them too.

Joules gently stroked herself as she thought of Tinkerbell's Love Lotus.

by bob March 29, 2005