bob's definitions

ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

by Bob April 3, 2003

bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry

Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!

by Bob May 19, 2004

De-Ashleytize

When you disinfect anything in your apartement that Ashley touched.

I de-ashletized the shower.

by Bob April 24, 2005

spermies

baby sperms

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

by bob May 9, 2003

wiggie

present tense to the word wigging

to mean freaking out, or losing control

dude i'm wiggie as hell right now, i shouldn't have smoked crack.

by bob March 10, 2004

phunk

A pecker necked gaper.

Laook at that gaper on the snollerblades. He is such a phunk

by bob May 13, 2005

colin wartz

sexually transmitted disease contracted from a murray or a gaffey. homosexual in nature

I caught colin warts from banging gaffey

by bob February 29, 2004