bob's definitions

FT

To have elephantitus of the entire body except for the eyes.

Dang that bitch is friggin' Huge. I've decided to call her FT.

by bob March 20, 2005

road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.

Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."

by Bob July 23, 2003

tarzan

The coolest guy to ever grace the earth. Used to discribe a very cool person or incredibly talented person. A mastergamer term.

Wow that person has some Tarzan skill.

by Bob April 29, 2003

Sublime

Sublime is a great band from Long Beach, California..That are a reggae-ska-punkish feel they are great in my opinion but i hate when people hate of them callign them pop-rock

Sublime ownz, who cares if they are on the radio? i actully think people who think bands should stay indie all the time should fuck off..i sometimes wish Goldfinger and all werw Mainstream so i could listen to them on the radio..but i gotta put in a CD cuz of fags like you all who think going mainstream is selling out

by Bob January 30, 2005

squog

a person who looks like a mix between a dog and squid.

by bob September 8, 2003

flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

Kwiyamah

Sexual relations with a hippo

That girl kwiyamahed Humphrey!

by Bob November 8, 2004