Definitions by boB

gesso 

anything that is white and liquidy (jizz)

i gessoed all over your mom

gesso by bob November 26, 2003

george clooney 

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.

Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.

george clooney by bob November 26, 2003

hbo 

A channel that shows crappy movies and shows about dead people.

Dude, did you watch hbo they asked kid what they think about death.

hbo by bob November 26, 2003

The simpsons

A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.

source of quote: Simpsons dvd.

example:

guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons?

guy2: YEAH IT RULED!!!

guy1:Did you see the new episode?

guy2:Yeah, It sucked.

The simpsons by bob November 26, 2003

zorch 

one who sucks out farts

that guys sucking a fart of that person's ass, he's such a zorch

zorch by Bob November 25, 2003

goler

A family that lives on mountains and has alot of incest sex. Also the youngest one lets call 'justin' has sex with a dog named 'Sheba' who has luckly been fix... no ugly babies!

Jusin... get off Sheba u sick fuck!

goler by bob November 25, 2003

assmonger 

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

assmonger by Bob November 24, 2003