by blumehauser September 30, 2009
Someone or something so disagreeable that they are a step higher that pugnacious. Can also be rude and insincere.
The woman showed how fugnacious she when she went on a diatribe against her husbands lack of ability to understand her pms. She screamed and scratched his eyeballs out.
by blumehauser November 29, 2010
A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.
Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
by blumehauser July 22, 2009
The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.
Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
by blumehauser October 15, 2009
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Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
by blumehauser October 13, 2009