bluebear 's definitions

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

suck a fat dick

suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off

my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick

by bluebear August 28, 2021

cussing like a sailor

cussing like a sailor having a potty mouth to cuss excessively

my ex girlfriend was cussing like a sailor when i broke up with her

by bluebear January 4, 2021

motherflubber

motherflubber a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when the use of motherfucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber

by bluebear May 17, 2020

class a asshole

class a asshole one who is a straight up asshole one who takes being an asshole to the extreme

my ex girlfriend is a class a asshole when she starts she takes being an asshole to the extreme

by bluebear August 15, 2022