I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.
We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.
I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.
I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
Get the trailblazermug. Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.
I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!
I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
Get the lashedmug. A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
Get the shy bearmug. The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
Get the sock juicemug. A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
Get the pediddelmug. The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
by Bloopy November 10, 2010
Get the wombmug. Manus is the name of a pedophile, and has subsequently been used as an insult in New Zealand, including on a TV commercial discouraging drunk driving. Hence, calling someone a Manus is like calling them a pedophile.
by Bloopy September 06, 2006
Get the Manusmug.