by blankford November 14, 2007
Being unintentionally outed of doing something completely wrong (like having an affair) in a very public way (like on a Jumbotron) which is then filmed and distributed on social media, resulting in personal and professional disaster.
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »
He thought he could get away with bringing his side piece to see Bad Bunny, but unsurprisingly he got coldplayed. His wife is wicked pissed!
by blankford July 18, 2025
Hey Matt! Any pupdates? I heard the litter was born and you are taking the plunge and getting a four legged friend.
by blankford April 25, 2015
Emotional state of many people in the throes of one of the worst winters on record, exacerbated by sitting at home stranded while watching the ceiling crumble from ice dam leaks.
Shoveling out from the latest twenty inch snowstorm while watching her house crumble, Mary felt extremely snowicidal, especially when she discovered that she had been plowed in again.
by blankford February 22, 2011
"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.
by blankford February 22, 2011
Did you hear about Frank? His girlfriend got knocked up when she thought he was going to leave her. She is such a pregator!
by blankford May 01, 2010
The extreme fatigue state following sexercise. A combination of postcoital and postictal (the confused, sleepy state following a seizure).
I was so postcoitictal after my date last night. A bomb could've exploded next to me and I wouldn't have known.
by blankford November 14, 2007