blair's definitions

shrooms

Any of a variety of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially Psilocybe species and Panaeolus species. They can be either eaten or smoked and the shroomer usually beings to 'trip out', seeing things, hearing things, feeling things. It's a very interestng way to explore your mind and discover your inner most self.

Danny and Billy bought some shrooms from Tom, the hippie down the street.

by blair July 7, 2004

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

lavitz

To either be drunk and/or high at all times, yet pretend to be coherent, logical, and intellectual simultaneously.

I'm so fucked up right now... UgH stop acting like a child with the mental capcity of an inibriated 3 year old.

by Blair December 6, 2004

Gullwhacker

Verb. To idle.

Hey, M, are you there or are you Gullwhackering?

by Blair May 5, 2004

Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

hell of

The phrase that the word hella is the contraction of. Hell of means the same thing as hella, but it conveys more emphasis. It is always the most stressed word in the sentence.

It's hell of fucked up that his mom died.

by blair April 12, 2004

dude poon

gay man ass

"glenn splashed off in sammy's dude poon. packed!"

by blair March 22, 2004