blair's definitions

Hoork

1. to fuck; to be fucked
2. an exclaimation

I am going to hoork you.

Oh, HOORK, I forgot my books.

by Blair July 2, 2003

hell of

The phrase that the word hella is the contraction of. Hell of means the same thing as hella, but it conveys more emphasis. It is always the most stressed word in the sentence.

It's hell of fucked up that his mom died.

by blair April 12, 2004

dude poon

gay man ass

"glenn splashed off in sammy's dude poon. packed!"

by blair March 22, 2004

Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

Spazmatastic

1) an expression to describe a "blond moment" or a period of time when you forget a word and need to be reminded.
2) When you do not understand something simple or forget how to do something simple.
3) A word used to describe the times when you, or some one else, forgets where their going.

"Well isn't this spazmatastic I forgot where I was going again."

"My your feeling spazmatastic today Jenny you even forgot how to spell because"

by Blair May 4, 2004

ghettO's

Part of every complete breakfast, ghettO's are a delicious chocolaty cereal similar to nigga please.

"What do you want for breakfast this morning?"

"GhettO's!"

by Blair February 7, 2004

Froogle Doop

"Froogle Doop" came from the crazy mind of a girl named Blair Elizabeth Coppage. She had a dream. She was skateboarding down the street, and a bush nearby began to rustle. She looked over to see what it was, and a man in blue and yellow spandex jumped out, and began to chase her. As he chased her, he waved his curls, red, pipecleaner arm, and yelled "Froogle Doop!". The origin is an odd one.

Froogle Doop owns you.

by Blair November 2, 2004