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Vanilla Sex

Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.
While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.
by Blair February 9, 2004
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Spazmatastic

1) an expression to describe a "blond moment" or a period of time when you forget a word and need to be reminded.
2) When you do not understand something simple or forget how to do something simple.
3) A word used to describe the times when you, or some one else, forgets where their going.
"Well isn't this spazmatastic I forgot where I was going again."

"My your feeling spazmatastic today Jenny you even forgot how to spell because"
by Blair May 4, 2004
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Hoork

1. to fuck; to be fucked
2. an exclaimation
I am going to hoork you.

Oh, HOORK, I forgot my books.
by Blair July 2, 2003
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pitch

To contribute money towards a common fund for buying alcohol.

See throw down.
Do you wanna pitch for a couple of cases?
by blair April 11, 2004
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