busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

by BJ November 02, 2003

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005

vigunt

Female genetalia

My hands were all up in her vigunt.

by bj February 03, 2003

sheighle

a really bomb girl that has the full deal

damn that girl is such a sheighle, if only i could get with that sexy beast

by bj March 14, 2005

zeppelin

A crazy plane.

That zeppelin is dieing.

by bj February 03, 2003

grits

The Southern version of pollenta.

by BJ July 18, 2003