bj's definitions

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

draunchy

disgustingly raunchy

ew that man is so draunchy

by bj October 29, 2003

snap

a reaction to some person who got diced on some way or w.e...like O snap BiAtch you got diced.....nothing to do withsex

O Snap you got diced!

by BJ May 13, 2005

Tallboy

Oversized beer cans that usually sell for $0.99. Usually drank by hoboes and rednecks.

At Scooter's you can get ice cold tallboys for only $0.79!!!

by BJ August 25, 2004

quintas

receiving a blumpkin oral sex while taking a dump while also doing a top shelf taking a dump in the top portion of the toilet

by BJ October 17, 2003