sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 28, 2004

C-Mo

Captian Morgan Spiced Rum

I like my C-Mo straight up, not with a mixer.

by BJ December 17, 2003

raggedy

A person who wants to hang out with friends but never has any money cause they don't work! Always begging for something!

If you don't have money, to pay for your dinner, take your raggedy ass home!

by BJ July 20, 2004

mutha

a mother or
a person who indulges in sexual intercourse with their mother derogatory - that means insulting

he's one ugly mutha

by Bj February 17, 2003

uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.

My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.

by BJ July 18, 2003

meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

by BJ February 20, 2005

Yopee

Bigger then a Kluger...

d00d that yopee is way bigger then that kluger. see - kluger

by BJ November 14, 2003