bj's definitions

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

snap

a reaction to some person who got diced on some way or w.e...like O snap BiAtch you got diced.....nothing to do withsex

O Snap you got diced!

by BJ May 13, 2005

Tallboy

Oversized beer cans that usually sell for $0.99. Usually drank by hoboes and rednecks.

At Scooter's you can get ice cold tallboys for only $0.79!!!

by BJ August 25, 2004

vigunt

Female genetalia

My hands were all up in her vigunt.

by bj February 2, 2003

quintas

receiving a blumpkin oral sex while taking a dump while also doing a top shelf taking a dump in the top portion of the toilet

by BJ October 17, 2003

puss boy

A whiner. A crier. A sissy. Someone who is afraid of everything.

Derrick is such a puss boy. He never stops whining.

by BJ December 16, 2003