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townie

P erson
R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init

This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.

AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
by BJ January 14, 2004
mugGet the towniemug.

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004
mugGet the shartedmug.

busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion
Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.
by BJ November 2, 2003
mugGet the busier than a two-peckered billy goatmug.

sheighle

a really bomb girl that has the full deal
damn that girl is such a sheighle, if only i could get with that sexy beast
by bj March 13, 2005
mugGet the sheighlemug.

mutha

a mother or
a person who indulges in sexual intercourse with their mother derogatory - that means insulting
he's one ugly mutha
by Bj February 17, 2003
mugGet the muthamug.

ky ky

ky guy for the straight guy, fake, whipped
wow that person is pretty fake, they must be a ky ky
by bj December 17, 2003
mugGet the ky kymug.

Don Johnson

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!
by BJ August 25, 2004
mugGet the Don Johnsonmug.

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