bj's definitions

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

by BJ May 13, 2005

Badusy

the after sex aroma of booty dick and pussy.

yo nigga u have been fuckin sum 1 cause it defitnitly smells like badusy up in this joint.

by BJ July 1, 2003

cannibal

a species that eats its own kind. specificly, when a nigger eats its own feces.

look at whoopi take a crap on that plate. now she's eating it! what a cannibal!

by bj September 22, 2005

black latin

you add izz in the midst of the word wherever it is easiest to speak it.

lizzet mizee brizzeak it dizzown for yizzou. DAMN IT'S LIKE ANOTHER LIZZANGUAGE!!

by BJ January 8, 2005

spokedroid

A person who speaks nothing but rubish on a companys behalf.

A Telstra spokedroid was quoted as saying during a press release today...

by BJ June 26, 2003