quintas

receiving a blumpkin oral sex while taking a dump while also doing a top shelf taking a dump in the top portion of the toilet

by BJ October 17, 2003

baum

stupid gay dumb-ass

Bob

by Bj August 11, 2003

Tallboy

Oversized beer cans that usually sell for $0.99. Usually drank by hoboes and rednecks.

At Scooter's you can get ice cold tallboys for only $0.79!!!

by BJ August 25, 2004

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

Bowl Job

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.

Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.

by BJ November 10, 2004