21 definitions by billy-bob mcsanchez

streaky

Means somewhat fortuitous.

"We lost to a streaky goal in the last minute."

by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005

Lush

Use especially in the West Country, where it is pronounced hilariously as 'lurrrrrsh'.

"I thought you said tha' bint o'er there's well lurrrsh. She fucking mings to hell and back!"

by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005

Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005

wee wee

A childish word for urinating

"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"

by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005

PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

by billy-bob mcsanchez April 8, 2005

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by billy-bob mcsanchez April 6, 2005