hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY May 13, 2005

yugioh

Show about kid who is possessed by a spirit (his other self) and kills people who piss him off.

d00d i'll get yugioh on ur ass if you dont shut up

by Billy June 22, 2003

shaq wacked

Someone who has just been fucked or has sexual contact with a female or male person whos nick name is known as "shaq" or "shack"

"u have just been offically shaq wacked"

by billy May 13, 2005

lgn

a TotalFark acronym standing for Link Goes Nowhere. Usually used to start a thread that is not based on a link.

What's your catch phrase? LGN

by billy January 06, 2005

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

Judas

An individual whom sells out his/her friends for thier own personal benefit.

Yo man, why you being a judas.

by billy June 01, 2003