Lance Armstrong

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

by billthecat January 21, 2013

greek exit

To leave before paying your share of the bill

At the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.

by billthecat November 03, 2011

mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.

Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.

by billthecat October 21, 2010

TSA

Short for "Tubby Seatmate Asshole".

The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.

Flying Southwest Airlines lessens the chance of having a TSA.

by billthecat February 17, 2010

butter rape

The act of spreading cold semi-hard butter on a pastry causing it to be squished.

The toast was butter raped!

by billthecat February 13, 2012

Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009