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Cabbage Snatch Kid

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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plinko

Verb

plinko(ed), plinko(ing)

1. When an item, usually dropped by mistake, takes an unusual amount of bounces or an unusually long roll.
"I watched my last casino chip plinko down the steps and through a crack in the boardwalk."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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cragglepuss

Noun

1. A woman with stalactite and stalagmite formations in her cavernous vagina.
"I tried to be safe about it, but her cragglepuss tore my condom to shreds."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."
by billebllunt May 9, 2014
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peytomime

Noun

1. Eludes to the fact that Peyton Manning is not a good quarterback, is not very smart in general and relies on a series of meaningless hand gestures, intended to be interpreted as audibles, but in fact are just meaningless pantomime meant to psyche out opponents and even his own teammates don't understand.
"Peyton Manning is good at using his playcalls and vocal fluctuation to draw the defense offsides, but just wait til you see him peytomime."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Three Coins in the Fountain

Noun

1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
"I'm gonna get change for a dollar just in case it's three coins in the fountain night down at the strip club."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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