Noun
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."
by billebllunt December 31, 2013
by billebllunt February 24, 2015
1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
Noun
1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Noun
1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.
2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.
2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
by billebllunt December 10, 2013