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jaggerpuss

Noun

1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.

2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."

2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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beaverslide

Noun

1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
"A beaverslide in your underwear is never a pleasant feeling."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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humdinger

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
The giver of a humdinger is useful in more ways than one to the receiver.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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Scrotch

Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Cramcakes

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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Bubble Gobble

Verb

1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.

ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
Q: "Does she give good head?"

A: "Yeah, she swallows and I even got a little bubble gobble action."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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