Stashfro

Verb - Stashfro(ed) Stashfro(ing)

1. The act of hiding something, often times incriminating evidence, in an autistic black child's hair.

Noun

1. A stash spot in an afro.

OG: "Whenerr I push crack rock on the corner, I like to have my lil retarded nephew Tyrone wit me."

Mark A$$ Busta: "Why dat?"

OG: "In case da 50 drives by, I can stashfro dat shit and he can't snitch me out."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.

"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."

by billebllunt December 31, 2013

Slobbin' the Hobbit

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.

"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."

by billebllunt December 09, 2013

Dimetap Ho

Noun

1. A permiscuous female that will let you tap it anytime you want for only ten cents. She doesn't need the money and is not a professional hooker. Deep down, she's just a ho. The dime is a trivial denomination that for some reason, she insists on receiving for services rendered.

See Lucy Van Pelt: "Where are they now?"

"When you're down to your last dollar, you can still go see the Dimetap Ho ten more times!"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

herniacules

Noun

1. Someone who thinks they're really strong, but they're not.

A person who considers themselves a "Hercules" when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.

by billebllunt December 15, 2013

Refrigelanche

Noun

When you open the refrigerator door and one or more food items fall out.

All I wanted was a drink and now I have to clean this whole refrigelanche up.

by billebllunt February 24, 2015

911

Noun

1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.

Q: "Did you see that last dancer pull that 911?"

A: "Yeah. God bless America."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014