311 definitions by bill

patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

by bill March 9, 2005

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

downity

considerate of others, not uppity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.

by bill February 15, 2004

son bitch

A variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", but with a southern US accent.

Skeeter, get me a beer ya son bitch.

by bill April 25, 2004

ak

asian person. slang or racist comment

look at the ak. what a loser

by bill December 9, 2004

the pulverizer

when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb

i gave that bitch the pulverizer and she went crazy

by bill December 2, 2003

Bordo

porn

Man i love searching bordo

by bill May 7, 2003