Definitions by big baby jesus

big baby jesus 

bestest rapper in the goddamned universe.

Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"

big baby jesus by Big Baby Jesus April 28, 2005

fo shizzle my nizzo 

it isnt for sure, my nigger, you fucking dumbass honkeys, its for sure, my nigga

now you know why we get mad when you white folks try to talk like us

fo shizzle my nizzo by Big Baby Jesus January 6, 2005

Jesus's fuck thang 

The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.

Jesus wipped out Jesus's fuck thang so much, even the son of god got chaffed.

Jesus's fuck thang by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004

scent

what a vagina smells like

OH what a glorious scent.

scent by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004

valentine's day 

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.

oh shit a cop.

valentine's day by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

dick all hard

when you get your hopes up for somethin. not necessarily sex.

we're not goin to the club? damn, and you had my dick all hard and shit...

dick all hard by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

Dec 

Abbreviation for the word "decent". Used to describe a particular feeling, situation or object.

That chick is dec.

Dec by Big Baby Jesus September 17, 2003