pocrescophobia

The fear of gaining weight.

Having pocrescophobia increases your urge to do excersize.

by Bert July 25, 2005

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 03, 2012

shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

by bert February 03, 2003

old school

older model cars that are remodel mostly with big rims 20's and up. candy paint tv's & dvd's a whole lot of chrome

dirtyi just fixed my old school up i got dem jordans on that thang. 5 tv 3 dvd player, station and a burberry rag on that bitch with burberry leather guts.

by bert April 11, 2004

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004