bert's definitions

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003

Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better

wanna go get some chicken? shire dude

by bert October 30, 2003

weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 4, 2003

drift

to rock a car in a motion to force the car sideways. most people know it as DORI

I was going to a turn a turn agaisnt it, broke, and down shifted, and controlled gas through the turn.

by bert August 11, 2003

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

R1

ultra fast sportbike

gixxer killer

dude my r1 smoked that dumb ass gixxer

by Bert September 20, 2003

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003