drift

to rock a car in a motion to force the car sideways. most people know it as DORI
I was going to a turn a turn agaisnt it, broke, and down shifted, and controlled gas through the turn.
by bert August 11, 2003
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chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.
"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"
by Bert November 28, 2004
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assnee

He's got a nasty case of assne
by bert December 14, 2004
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freakin

taking out tobacco from a black and mild cigar to make it lose so it will smoke smoother,
Yo man why didn't you freak the black, its hard to pull on.
by bert February 16, 2004
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roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u
o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((
by bert January 28, 2004
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linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.

I wasted half of a 14 CDRs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDRs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with MP3s and the best freeware programs available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.
An everyday example of how Linux dependency/lib file Hell prevents people from using Linux:

1) You download libkmidiplayer2.2.4 for Linux, but to install it, you need :
libmidi.so.1
libsound.so.2

2) You download the two libfiles, but in order to install libmidi.so.1 you need;
libc.so.6
libkernel.so.3
libsynth.so.0
alsa2.1.3
libfm.so.0

3) To install libfm.so.0, you need:
libkmidiplayer2.2.4

4) What the fuck?
by Bert March 17, 2005
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jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!
by bert May 15, 2003
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