weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 04, 2003

Troj

He thinks skidoo is good but it is not. He thinks he is cool also, but he is not. He doesn't have a life really.

Vaginal/ Un-Cool/ Likes Males. Needs a Slap

by Bert March 07, 2005

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

do it big

taking things to the next level. not resting on your own laurels. taking that extra step

man bert is doing it big in that heavy cheavy he not only has the 26 inch spinners he has 15 tv screens in it too.

by bert June 04, 2004

shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

by bert February 03, 2003

Audrey H.

Roomie to the hottest person IN THE WORLD!
One who keeps room constantly messy AKA. Pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
Also known as Fatass
Plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
Constantly pops knuckles
Likes to rock out to Stacy's Mom with the Best roomie ever!
Is being stalked by a certain TP boy
Good times with Daigle in the bushes

A:Brownies? Donuts? Stacy's Mom? DUSTIN, Daigle?! IN THE BUSHES!?
MY DREAM COME TRUE!

by Bert April 11, 2005