Definitions by bert

assnee 

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

assnee by bert December 13, 2004

jan bradies 

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

jan bradies by bert December 13, 2004

LBH 

Little Boy Haircut; similar to the bowl cut

He won't come to school cause of that LBH his mom made him get.

LBH by bert December 13, 2004

chasers 

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

chasers by Bert November 28, 2004

SWILF 

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

SWILF by Bert November 10, 2004

gun show 

The showing off of ones biceps

Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand

gun show by bErt September 23, 2004

do it big 

taking things to the next level. not resting on your own laurels. taking that extra step

man bert is doing it big in that heavy cheavy he not only has the 26 inch spinners he has 15 tv screens in it too.

do it big by bert June 4, 2004