weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson
Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho
by Bert November 04, 2003
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SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.
Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.
by Bert November 10, 2004
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Audrey H.

Roomie to the hottest person IN THE WORLD!
One who keeps room constantly messy AKA. Pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
Also known as Fatass
Plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
Constantly pops knuckles
Likes to rock out to Stacy's Mom with the Best roomie ever!
Is being stalked by a certain TP boy
Good times with Daigle in the bushes
A:Brownies? Donuts? Stacy's Mom? DUSTIN, Daigle?! IN THE BUSHES!?
MY DREAM COME TRUE!
by Bert April 12, 2005
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rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.
a dancer is just a "rent a whore"
by bert April 10, 2005
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Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention
as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!
by bert April 10, 2005
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Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better
wanna go get some chicken? shire dude
by bert October 31, 2003
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bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush
Iraq was bushed.
by Bert April 27, 2003
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