SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

Shumpy

One who has long hair and likes to party a lot.
Known to chase girls.
Wearer of Hawaiian shirts and shorts.

Besides being a pronoun, it can be used as an adverb or adjective.

i.e. "I got so shump-ed up last night, you should have seen me."
<sing> "Shump around, Shump around, get up get down, Shump around."

by Bert February 19, 2004

green sticky

weed, marijuana, dope

Yo roll up that green sticky, I got the blunt.

by bert January 09, 2004

old school

older model cars that are remodel mostly with big rims 20's and up. candy paint tv's & dvd's a whole lot of chrome

dirtyi just fixed my old school up i got dem jordans on that thang. 5 tv 3 dvd player, station and a burberry rag on that bitch with burberry leather guts.

by bert April 11, 2004

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 03, 2012

shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

by bert February 03, 2003

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003