Definitions by bert

FA

fuck all - to do or understand nothing

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day

FA by bert March 11, 2005

Troj 

He thinks skidoo is good but it is not. He thinks he is cool also, but he is not. He doesn't have a life really.

Vaginal/ Un-Cool/ Likes Males. Needs a Slap

Troj by Bert March 7, 2005

pottle 

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

pottle by Bert February 14, 2005

sla 

Sla is anything you want it to be. It can be anything from insults to compliments to things to places to people. Especially people.

Do you want to sla?
Let's sla!
Where's sla?

sla by Bert January 14, 2005

blacken 

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man

hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night

blacken by bert January 5, 2005

junk food titties 

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

junk food titties by bert December 13, 2004

asshole 

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

asshole by bert December 13, 2004