benthere's definitions
by benthere April 9, 2008
Get the dogboymug. Someone who puts an item on graigslist, and then doesn't respond to phone calls or emails. Someone who doesn't bother to remove a listing once the item is gone. Someone who should go back to ebay, and leave the rest of us alone.
I agreed to buy the speakers that graigsjerk wouldn't reply with time and place to pick them up. The listing is 3 days old is the bike fore sale or is the graigsjerk to lazy to kill it. Craigslist is getting worse than ebay, I blame the craigsjerks.
by benthere February 23, 2011
Get the craigsjerkmug. A place that was so scuzzy that Omaha bought all the land to get rid of it. The current population of east omaha lives at the open door mission, state pen, the state juvenile pen, and bum camps in the woods. So the quality of the people hasn't changed much. East omaha was so rank that the ghetto looked down on it. The only time blacks came down was to the dump or the junkyards and only in daylight. A good place to get out of, and put behind you.
Black you can't know what it's like to be poor. White I grew up in east omaha. Black you poor bastard. In east omaha the dump rats were so big they used them as junkyard dogs. Whats the nicest thing you can say about some one from east omaha? They're dead. They had hogs in east omaha but it wasn't fit for pigs so they moved them out.
by benthere March 11, 2008
Get the east omahamug. Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?
by benthere March 11, 2008
Get the butt-weaselmug. He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.
by benthere March 8, 2008
Get the ass-weaselmug. A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.
Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.
by benthere March 9, 2008
Get the emergency room specialmug. Hardcore retard, behavior or thought that is so stupid the ordinary retards can only stare in awe. Stupidity so massive there are no words to describe it.
G.W. Bush is hcrt. Hillary Clinton is going hcrt, will Obama be next? Super Delegates who weren't elected by the rank and file have the same vote as a regular delegate. What kind of hcrt thinking is that?
by benthere March 27, 2008
Get the hcrtmug.