benthere's definitions

ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008

dogboy

A guy who pisses all over the toilet and doesnt flush.

This place stinks, I'm going to beat that dogboy.

by benthere April 9, 2008

urban dictionary

A website you go to, too kill time when it's not safe to look at porn.

My mom's home so I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites.

by benthere August 11, 2008

east omaha

A place that was so scuzzy that Omaha bought all the land to get rid of it. The current population of east omaha lives at the open door mission, state pen, the state juvenile pen, and bum camps in the woods. So the quality of the people hasn't changed much. East omaha was so rank that the ghetto looked down on it. The only time blacks came down was to the dump or the junkyards and only in daylight. A good place to get out of, and put behind you.

Black you can't know what it's like to be poor. White I grew up in east omaha. Black you poor bastard. In east omaha the dump rats were so big they used them as junkyard dogs. Whats the nicest thing you can say about some one from east omaha? They're dead. They had hogs in east omaha but it wasn't fit for pigs so they moved them out.

by benthere March 11, 2008

hcrt

Hardcore retard, behavior or thought that is so stupid the ordinary retards can only stare in awe. Stupidity so massive there are no words to describe it.

G.W. Bush is hcrt. Hillary Clinton is going hcrt, will Obama be next? Super Delegates who weren't elected by the rank and file have the same vote as a regular delegate. What kind of hcrt thinking is that?

by benthere March 27, 2008

email

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.

by benthere December 20, 2011

ass-weasel

A gerbil for really tuff gays.

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

by benthere March 8, 2008