Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.

Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Virgil van big dick

The most sexy the defender of all time

Holy shit, Virgil van big dick

by BigDick004 February 3, 2021

dick van spacbert

The name of someone when they are being a stupid dick

This girl was been such a dick van spacbert

by Mysterious wraith May 12, 2015

Dick Van Dyke

Famous comedian. See: Penis Van Lesbian

Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!

by A random guy April 27, 2003

Dick van Dupe

aka Dick van Dyke Dupe

Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.

Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".

Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.

Why do we sleep? Scientifically speaking.
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped

Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"

by Puppy Zwolle May 26, 2017

dick van dyke

The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.

Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.

by F3nyx May 1, 2006

Dick Van Dyke

A lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult

Is that a guy?
Nah, she's a dick van dyke, man.

by asaia August 8, 2011