We saw her niplify. She went out into the cool air with her skank top on and her nipples got niplified in seconds to stand out and be noticed by all passing by.
by benighse November 19, 2009
Get the Niplifymug. I told those guys not to go surfing in shark infested waters. One of them got eaten by the Great White Shark. It's just payback for those of us who eat sushi....the shark just decided to have some humshi...tastes like chicken.
by benighse February 5, 2010
Get the Humshimug. modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."
I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.
or
You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
or
You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
by benighse June 23, 2009
Get the fecishmug. When opposing football fans make you mad, you simply let your BudBird fly. If you are 86 and own an NFL team, then the BudBird is valued at $250,000. Fine, let them both fly.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
by benighse November 19, 2009
Get the BudBirdmug. A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
Get the Argentinean tale / Argentinean tailmug. "Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
by benighse June 28, 2009
Get the political erectionmug. If you have a stupid Governor and cannot speak nice about him, then he has truly become a Gub'Nor for the idiots who still support him.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
by benighse June 23, 2009
Get the Gub'Normug.