Definitions by benighse

political erection 

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.

Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.

political erection by benighse June 28, 2009

whore mutt 

Doggerel political talk about the bad manners of a puppy love mutt or a philandering politician.

My politician is no better than your whore mutt.

My whore mutt is no worse than your politician.

whore mutt by benighse June 28, 2009

Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail 

A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.

A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.

The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.

Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.

"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."

Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail by benighse June 27, 2009

Democralogical 

Statements of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to the Democrat saying it; the naive fantasy delusions of misunderstood musings by misfits in a political discussion of current reality to the Republican hearing it.

I always listen to the democralogical comments of my friends, but as a Republican, they go directly to the wastebasket in my brain, never to be repeated in polite company.

If my Republican buddy's brain wasn't made up entirely of a wastebasket, he'd understand, accept and follow my democralogical ideas to join the world community in a positive way.

Democralogical by benighse June 27, 2009

Gub'Nor 

Governor, usually of a Republican state.

If you have a stupid Governor and cannot speak nice about him, then he has truly become a Gub'Nor for the idiots who still support him.

Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.

Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!

Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.

Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.

Gub'Nor by benighse June 23, 2009

fecish 

modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."

I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.

or

You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.

fecish by benighse June 23, 2009

piccadillo 

A type of English sandwich, concocted subsequent to the time of Lord Sandwich, made from pickles and dillos found near Piccadilly Square in London.

A got off the Tube at Piccadilly Square to grab the piccadillo sandwich on plain bread, then headed on to Cockfosters at the end of the line.

piccadillo by benighse June 7, 2009