benighse's definitions
If you have a stupid Governor and cannot speak nice about him, then he has truly become a Gub'Nor for the idiots who still support him.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
by benighse June 23, 2009
Get the Gub'Normug. Statements of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to the Democrat saying it; the naive fantasy delusions of misunderstood musings by misfits in a political discussion of current reality to the Republican hearing it.
I always listen to the democralogical comments of my friends, but as a Republican, they go directly to the wastebasket in my brain, never to be repeated in polite company.
If my Republican buddy's brain wasn't made up entirely of a wastebasket, he'd understand, accept and follow my democralogical ideas to join the world community in a positive way.
If my Republican buddy's brain wasn't made up entirely of a wastebasket, he'd understand, accept and follow my democralogical ideas to join the world community in a positive way.
by benighse June 27, 2009
Get the Democralogicalmug. Political serendipity by a person named Sarah.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
My Joe Sixpack background qualifies me to run as a silly republican; and look, I got a $million dollar book deal-Is this Sarahdipity or what?
by benighse November 19, 2009
Get the Sarahdipitymug. Hey dear, let's go do the dirty wambo. I can't honey, I'm on the rag. That's okay, just toss the towel on the bed and we'll have a slooshy. It's all good.
by benighse December 20, 2009
Get the slooshymug. Drinking excess amounts of alcohol and then excess amounts of water to address the cottonmouth caused by the earlier imbibing of the excess alcohol.
For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
Hey buddy, let's go hyperdrate. You bring the case of beer to pound down, then tomorrow we can drink water 'til the faucet goes dry. Don't you mean "hydrate?" Nope, that's for idiots who think their new word for drinking water makes a difference when they exercise. Ours will make a difference when we drink too much while laughing at them exercising. You're right, pass the beer, "let's hyperdrate!"
by benighse July 28, 2009
Get the hyperdratemug. I told those guys not to go surfing in shark infested waters. One of them got eaten by the Great White Shark. It's just payback for those of us who eat sushi....the shark just decided to have some humshi...tastes like chicken.
by benighse February 5, 2010
Get the Humshimug. We saw her niplify. She went out into the cool air with her skank top on and her nipples got niplified in seconds to stand out and be noticed by all passing by.
by benighse November 19, 2009
Get the Niplifymug.