We saw her niplify. She went out into the cool air with her skank top on and her nipples got niplified in seconds to stand out and be noticed by all passing by.
by benighse November 20, 2009
"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
by benighse June 28, 2009
by benighse June 29, 2009
modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."
I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.
or
You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
or
You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
by benighse June 24, 2009
A United States Senator who has defined his legacy based on an illicit sexual relationship for which he was caught while in office but did not resign.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
The continuing saga of Sexator John Ensign, arising from his sexual involvement with his wife's best friend, expands almost daily with more leaks and stories from his political cohorts that lived with him at the C Street Fraternity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
by benighse July 23, 2009
Hey dear, let's go do the dirty wambo. I can't honey, I'm on the rag. That's okay, just toss the towel on the bed and we'll have a slooshy. It's all good.
by benighse December 20, 2009
A type of English sandwich, concocted subsequent to the time of Lord Sandwich, made from pickles and dillos found near Piccadilly Square in London.
A got off the Tube at Piccadilly Square to grab the piccadillo sandwich on plain bread, then headed on to Cockfosters at the end of the line.
by benighse June 07, 2009