Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.
by BenchMax345 March 01, 2008
Someone who surpass the capability of an alcoholic. To be a drunkaholic, you must not only be addicted to alcohol, but you must be addicted to getting extremely wasted. Drunkaholic can only be mastered by a few individuals on this planet. To be a drunkaholic, you must drink at every parties; furthermore, you must drink everyday. Drunkaholic remain drunk 24/7 to avoid a hangover.
**At the farm**
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.
by BenchMax345 March 01, 2008
An abundant liquid that is very addicting. Everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. No one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. Water can be either sell legally or illegally.
**Diffy EQ**
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!
by BenchMax345 February 21, 2008
A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.
Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.
by BenchMax345 March 01, 2008
This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.
Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)
by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008
Oklahoma State University-Oklahoma City (OSU-OKC). This word can be use in place of retard, moron, dumbass, and any negativity word use to describe a living or non-living things. OSU-OKC ridiculously have a lock down browser while students and staffs can use a cam to film all the test questions and answer. More than 34% of the students are taking Intermediate Algebra and below. More than 46% fail College Algebra and below. Although some people are 4.0 GPA students, the fact is that we take easy class. Therefore, if you make a B at OSUOKC, then you're a retard. Furthermore, 60% of the students are computer illiterate
At Aspen gym: Ashley was rushing across the basketball court dribbling the ball at "Chuck Norris" speed. 3.14159 seconds later...She trip over the basketball. I said "Ashley, quit being an OSU-OKC.
Student #1 (at age 30 i.e. midlife crisis): Dude, how to you solve this?
Student #2: Like whoaaaaa (with both hands up in the air) x^2-6x+9=0??? solve for x???? Let me take it to my remedial math teacher in middle school.
Student #1 (at age 30 i.e. midlife crisis): Dude, how to you solve this?
Student #2: Like whoaaaaa (with both hands up in the air) x^2-6x+9=0??? solve for x???? Let me take it to my remedial math teacher in middle school.
by BenchMax345 February 02, 2008
When a guy poses for the mirror and takes pictures of himself with a camera or his cellphone (typically with his cellphone). These guys normally take off their shirt and take a picture of themselves to attract higher level of queers. It is very commonly seen on myspace,facebook, and other social networking sites. Guys who faggot snapshot of themselves are known as queer baits.
I have a six pac and I want to show it off to all the ladies on my facebook. So I became shirtless and snapped some so-called "hot" pictures of myself in front of the mirror. The next day, I attracted a shitload of queers and all the girls lol'd at me.
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2010