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The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.
"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the splinting mug.(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the gooning mug.almost always used in a sarcastic or unserious tone to demean another person's sometimes serious comment or message about something upsetting. similar to "i didn't ask", "go cry about it", "i ain't reading allat", or bluntly, "idgaf". it's supposed to imitate the common trombone sound effect heard in cartoons when something unfortunate happens to a character.
*@ig.user1* this isn't funny at all. others can get seriously hurt from people doing stuff like this, it's not too late to take this down.
*@ig.user2* @instagram.user1 womp womp
*@ig.user2* @instagram.user1 womp womp
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
sex story pt 1!
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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he started to bite his lip and open his arms for a hug as i walked closer to him, greeting him – 'hi babe i'm so glad to see you !!', i say eagerly. i'm extremely horny at this point, but i didn't want to open with that. he hugs me, gets up and starts to walk to his room to get the things he's bringing to my house, like his phone charger etc. and i walk in after him telling him how horny i've been all day for him and how i can't wait to get home. he turns back and looks me up and down. 'fuck, me neither' he says as he pushes me down onto his bed and starts making out aggressively with me. he starts to grind his already-hard cock through his pants against my leg while he rubs my clit through my shorts, already moaning as i can feel my face flushing and my pussy throbbing. he kisses down my neck, stops rubbing my clit to pull my shorts down and to pull my shirt and bra up above my boobs. he starts to suck on my nipple gently, sucking it up into his mouth while flicking it with his tounge while groping my other titty that isn't too big to where he can't grab it but just full enough to where one could fit perfectly in his hand. i'm moaning loud already, my face feels like it's about to start bleeding.
he started to bite his lip and open his arms for a hug as i walked closer to him, greeting him – 'hi babe i'm so glad to see you !!', i say eagerly. i'm extremely horny at this point, but i didn't want to open with that. he hugs me, gets up and starts to walk to his room to get the things he's bringing to my house, like his phone charger etc. and i walk in after him telling him how horny i've been all day for him and how i can't wait to get home. he turns back and looks me up and down. 'fuck, me neither' he says as he pushes me down onto his bed and starts making out aggressively with me. he starts to grind his already-hard cock through his pants against my leg while he rubs my clit through my shorts, already moaning as i can feel my face flushing and my pussy throbbing. he kisses down my neck, stops rubbing my clit to pull my shorts down and to pull my shirt and bra up above my boobs. he starts to suck on my nipple gently, sucking it up into his mouth while flicking it with his tounge while groping my other titty that isn't too big to where he can't grab it but just full enough to where one could fit perfectly in his hand. i'm moaning loud already, my face feels like it's about to start bleeding.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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he gets up, pulls his pants back around his boner, grabs a washcloth and wipes his face up not before wiping my pussy off. i get up off of his bed, legs trembling. 'c'mon, slowpoke!' he tells me as he grabs his bag.
i put my pants back on and as we get in the car i tell my dad 'sorry it took awhile, he couldn't find his phone, haha.' on the drive back to my place we're laid in the back seat making out aggressively hiding behing the middle row all the way home.
we're dropped off and immediately we go to my room. he falls over me, pushing me back onto my bed and starts making out with my while slowly and gently grinding his cock against my pussy through our clothes, whimpering as i feel his heart beating hard against mine. i reach down and run my finger under his waistband, pulling it down desperately. i feel him smirking while he's kissing me. he comes up and stands above me as i stare at his cock print before he pulls his pants off and slips his shirt off, as i sit up and take my top off. he reaches behind me and unhooks my bra as he starts to suck on my neck, moaning into my ear. he takes it off, pushes me back then takes my shorts and thoroughly-soaked panties. i reach through my legs and start to stroke his thick, veiny cock as it throbs in my hands.
he gets up, pulls his pants back around his boner, grabs a washcloth and wipes his face up not before wiping my pussy off. i get up off of his bed, legs trembling. 'c'mon, slowpoke!' he tells me as he grabs his bag.
i put my pants back on and as we get in the car i tell my dad 'sorry it took awhile, he couldn't find his phone, haha.' on the drive back to my place we're laid in the back seat making out aggressively hiding behing the middle row all the way home.
we're dropped off and immediately we go to my room. he falls over me, pushing me back onto my bed and starts making out with my while slowly and gently grinding his cock against my pussy through our clothes, whimpering as i feel his heart beating hard against mine. i reach down and run my finger under his waistband, pulling it down desperately. i feel him smirking while he's kissing me. he comes up and stands above me as i stare at his cock print before he pulls his pants off and slips his shirt off, as i sit up and take my top off. he reaches behind me and unhooks my bra as he starts to suck on my neck, moaning into my ear. he takes it off, pushes me back then takes my shorts and thoroughly-soaked panties. i reach through my legs and start to stroke his thick, veiny cock as it throbs in my hands.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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