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american pie

An icredibly overrated movie. Pathetic in comparison to Animal House, Harold and Kumar Goes to White Castle, or The 40 Year Old Virgin.
dude: OMG AMERICAN PIE IS THE BEST LOL
dude2: no
by ben1 September 17, 2005
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sean hannity

A blindly right pundit for the Fox News Channel who also has a radio show. He is a hypocrit, a partison hack, and a liar.

True Quote-

SEAN HANNITY:
Well, in addition to the absence of evidence about hisJOHN KERRY Indian heritage, there is an absence of evidence, just like John Kerry, that he ever was in combat in Vietnam.
by ben1 September 17, 2005
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Paul Hackett

A Democratic candidate and Iraq War Veteran who ran for Congress in August 2005 in a special election. He just barely lost in an overwhelmingly Republican district, foreshadowing that the Republicans will either lose the Congress in 2006 or at least lose many seats.

(Aug. 05)
by ben1 September 16, 2005
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lil john

A man that has made tens of millions of dollars by exclusively saying simple words such as "what" and "no" because clueless wanksters have no idea what good rap music is.
"What!" ---> 500 grand in lil john's pocket

"What!" times 1000 ---> a shitload of cash in lil john's pocket
by ben1 October 9, 2005
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gwen stefani

A singer who was part of an amazing and unique band called No Doubt(which technically still exists). However, she sold out and started a horrible solo career, churning out crappy hip-hop/pop songs. In her band, she was awesome. As a solo act, she is generic and total crap.
Gwen Stefani is the perfect example of a sellout.
by ben1 August 14, 2006
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Upper West Side

A neighborhood in Manhattan that thinks it is less snobby/wealthy than the Upper East Side, when in fact it's EXACTLY THE SAME.
"Yo, is that person from the Upper East side?"

"Dunno, either that or the Upper West Side, I can't tell"
by ben1 September 17, 2005
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paris hilton

A slutty heiress so tremendously stupid that she actually stole one of her own sex tapes being sold at a store, thinking that reducing the number of tapes available by one would actually prevent people from seeing it.
by ben1 July 5, 2006
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