ben newton's definitions

piccolo

A South American slang word for the male genitalia. Pronounced pee - col - lo.

My baby loves my piccolo.

by ben newton December 9, 2008

Ride The Lightning

To face or have carried out against you capital punishment by electricution.

Ride The Lightning for that deed for shizzle.

by ben newton December 21, 2006

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008

spooze

Another term for male ejaculation.

I spooze(d)way to early.

by ben newton December 21, 2006

shuffle

Newest rendition in the iPod family. Very small form factor with a built in clip to attach on a belt or pocket.

Damn, i can fit over 200 songs on this shuffle.

by ben newton July 16, 2008

bubble coat

Those big air filled coats popular with inner city folks that easily make someone appear twice as fat as they are and make it virtually impossible for them to take up only one seat on public transportation.

Damn, that bubble coat took up three seats this morning.

by ben newton December 13, 2008

ho dog

a dude that attracts ho's like dogs in heat.

Damn ho dog, another bi'aattch?

by ben newton December 18, 2006