ben dover's definitions

chode

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

by ben dover June 4, 2004

Nard

not quite a nerd, a wannabe nerd

people who tend to play video games a lot

by Ben Dover September 7, 2003

pokemon

1. An idiotic, yet extreemly addictive game that was a fad for about a year in 2000. (subliminal message: Help me... Pikachu is secrectly trying to take over the world.

2. A gay Japanese guy with no social life outside his nearest Pokemon fan club.

John is such a pokemon, he needs to get out more.

Pokemon are trying to rape me.

by Ben Dover April 14, 2004

Birdy

An item to play badmenton.

John hit the birdy out of the court

by Ben Dover December 24, 2003

figabilia

sarcastic ok..

"righteo buddy"

by Ben Dover July 26, 2003

ostern

the enjoyment of sleeping with one's own underwear inside their mouth

by ben dover May 15, 2003

pito pan

penis bread

this is in spanish

by ben dover October 31, 2003