dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

by Ben March 23, 2005

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003

Ben Dover

the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.

"that guy is such fucking Ben"

by Ben September 26, 2004

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

Roll Tide

A completely uneducated saying a toothless redneck would say even though Alabama has not been a national powerhouse in football since the Bear left.

Bama is number one. We will win a national championship. Bear Bryant is alive. Roll Tide!!

by Ben September 27, 2004

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003