ben's definitions

townie

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.

townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away

by ben November 8, 2004

ice luge

A block of ice that has a curving channel carved out of it. The block rests at an angle so that a beverage, typically beer, will travel down through the channel into the mouth of a happy drinker.

Last night was insane. I think I had about 6 beers from the ice luge alone. Good times.

by ben October 6, 2003

cocklet

also referred to as "cocklit" this is a noun used to describe someone who acts like the male penis.

that kid who keeps stealing my food is such a cocklet i need that food.

by Ben January 14, 2003

da shit

Meanign the best of the best, nothing is better.

that girls ass is da shit

by Ben December 16, 2004

Riding Coat Tail

To sponge, mooch, free load, skate by, or do absolutely nothing but watch while somebody else does all the work and still somehow try to take at least partial credit for something you had no hand in. The act most likely originated back in Tallahassee in Apt# D9 and then fully cultivated to a personality trait on Calcutta Street.

Anticipating good times to be had for all, Kevin put down the Nintendo and was observed "Riding Coat Tail" all the way to Michelangelo's.

by Ben December 30, 2004

2.2

a very annoying phrase used by retards describing how fast something is going to be done

"im going to abercombie ill be back in 2.2"

by ben April 1, 2005

mangravy

the substance that is oftenly found coming out the end of a man's little rodger upon the moment of climax..

A chicken burger with extra mangravy

by Ben March 29, 2003