ben's definitions

dova

A post whore. Someone who likes to post in a forum to raise his post count. A riding queen.

Dova posts "I like it man" cause he's a little bitch

by Ben August 15, 2003

cock snap

Pulling a limp penis to its maximum extent and letting go creating a rubberband effect known only as "cock snap".

She cock snaped me! Wow, that cock snap hurt.

by Ben March 7, 2004

mangravy

the substance that is oftenly found coming out the end of a man's little rodger upon the moment of climax..

A chicken burger with extra mangravy

by Ben March 29, 2003

climb the back fence

distract the guard dog while the sandlot kid pounces on his baseball

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid, can you climb the back fence?

by Ben November 18, 2004

2.2

a very annoying phrase used by retards describing how fast something is going to be done

"im going to abercombie ill be back in 2.2"

by ben April 1, 2005

lithp

noun. the speech impediment characterized by the involuntary replacement of the 's' sound with a 'th'.

Thtop making fun of my lithp.

by ben June 18, 2006

packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

by Ben June 19, 2006