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spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking
by ben January 11, 2004
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funk button

noun-the personification of euphoria realeased when engaged in a pleasrable activity.
I can't take anymore i've bust my funk button.
by ben November 16, 2003
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wuttup

the teen way of saying whats up?? words like these explain why the american kids are so freaking stupid
ben:wuttup
sammie:ben can you not just say "whats up" for once in your freaking life!!
by ben January 30, 2005
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Derwood

a handicap person's erection
The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood
by Ben February 3, 2005
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goth

Goth was originally a term used to describe people with a taste for certain bands eg: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, etc. in the '80s when punk started to fade out, and with wardrobes predominantly black.
In the 90s and early 2000s the goth subculture seemed to change to include bands such as Nirvana, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, etc.

Many goths have a cynical outlook on society and have an evolved sense of humor which has gone beyond the "Ya ma" as an insult and will laugh at others, and at themselves in a healthy way. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them, and don't care if they don't fit in. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, etc. other goths are, and we don't take the piss out of gays because we aren't homophobes.

If you shout insults after a bunch of goths, alot of the time, they might not be offended, but take pride that people are realising that they're individuals.
S/He listens to "Gothic rock"
S/He lives a goth lifestyle.
by Ben December 4, 2004
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London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place
"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"
by Ben December 4, 2003
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Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...
Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.
by Ben November 18, 2004
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