435 definitions by ben

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by ben March 11, 2005

regs

Low quality marijuana. Often referred to as schwag or reggies.

Man, I wanted some dank, but that bastard only had regs.

by ben January 17, 2003

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by ben November 21, 2004

Bammie

1. Someone who likes CKY and HIM just because a bearded Ville Valo wannabe asshole likes them. CKY is good to like... HIM isnt...

2. Someone who thinks Bam is IN CKY/HIM

3. People who waste space on CKY Chat talking about said bearded Ville Valo wannabe

<Dark_Angel> I love bam so much, and his voice is really good when he sings

by ben November 16, 2003

springs demise

a emo band constisting of a few cool guys, and shaun, includes Ryan(guitar) Daniel(bass) Shaun (drums)jason (guitar) and ross (singer). alright band www.springsdemise.co.uk

springs demise are an emo band but arnt sue if they play emo.

by ben February 18, 2005

lixz

When vinnie starts the horny dance. He doddles around town like a cuddlemuffin screaming "Silly Goose" while giving roman helmets and pink elephant trunks to moaning little kids.

Vinne rips Jeffry a new one while he goes for a lixz in his innocent, virgin rectum.

by ben December 13, 2004

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by ben May 3, 2005