bateworld's definitions

masturselfie

Taking a selfie of yourself while masturbating.

Did you see the masturselfie he posted on Twitter?

by bateworld October 9, 2014

testosturbate

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym

"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.

by bateworld June 29, 2014

cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld October 30, 2022

edgegasm

An orgasm occurring from edging. (edging is defined as:The act of prolonging ejaculation for increased masturbatory pleasure)

I edged for over 4 hours today and had the most intense edgegasm I've ever had.

by bateworld August 11, 2017

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020

perverbial

Talking dirty. Talking to or with someone about sex or anything sexual.

"He is on Skype again being perverbial."

"He is the perverbial dirty old man"

by bateworld October 30, 2013