bateworld's definitions

masturselfie

Taking a selfie of yourself while masturbating.

Did you see the masturselfie he posted on Twitter?

by bateworld October 9, 2014

testosturbate

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym

"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.

by bateworld June 29, 2014

Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 14, 2018

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld October 30, 2022

perverbial

Talking dirty. Talking to or with someone about sex or anything sexual.

"He is on Skype again being perverbial."

"He is the perverbial dirty old man"

by bateworld October 30, 2013

cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld September 12, 2022